Funny love quotes capture the hilarious rollercoaster 🎢 of hearts colliding ❤️. From mushy moments 🥰 to eye-roll-worthy clichés 🙄, love is full of comedy gold 😂. Whether it’s navigating awkward first dates 🍽️, decoding texts 📱, or surviving each other’s quirks 🤪, these quotes reveal the silly side of romance. Because while love is beautiful 🌹, it’s also wonderfully weird — and laughing through it makes it even better! 😄
New funny love quotes
- Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.
- Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.
- Real lovers are currently single, by the way.
- I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”
- I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.
- I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.
- Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.
- And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.
- There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.
- Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.
Top funny love quotes
- Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?
- What happened to the art of just liking one person?
- Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.
- I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.
- I love men with a provider fetish.
- I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.
- I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.
- Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.
- Does anyone know where I can find true love?
- Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.
Popular funny love quotes
- Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?
- Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.
- Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.
- I’d rather lose you than the argument.
- Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.
- Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.
- Fifty shades of I miss you.
- Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.
- The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.
- I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.
More funny love quotes
- If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.
- I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.
- If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.
- Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?
- I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.
- Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?
- The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.
- I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.
- If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.
- Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.
Witty love quotes
- Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.
- Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.
- No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).
- I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.
- Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.
- I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.
- Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.
- I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.
- Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.
- Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.
Funny love quotes remind us that no matter how serious love feels 💖, there’s always room for laughter 😂. From inside jokes 🤭 to playful teasing 😜, humor keeps relationships light and strong 💪. These quotes celebrate the goofy, imperfect, and completely relatable side of being in love 💞. Share them with your sweetheart 💌, your friends 👯♀️, or just enjoy a good laugh at love’s little absurdities 🤣 — because romance is way more fun when you don’t take it too seriously!