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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Witty statistic about pardoned turkeys with a humorous, playful vibe.

Commentary:
"Looks like those turkeys just can't stay out of trouble! ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿš“ Maybe they're just too used to living life on the edge of the Thanksgiving table. Watch out for these repeat offenders… they might just be planning their next great escape! ๐Ÿคฃ #turkeytrouble"


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