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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.