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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.