When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Watching hockey is like witnessing a fierce battle for the coveted last Oreo 🏒🍪 I hope they remember to dunk it in milk during intermission! #TeamOreo" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th. Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait. Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes? Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!