Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.