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  • Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.
  • It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.
  • I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.
  • Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.
  • If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?
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