I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap. Commentary:"Who needs shots when you can have nap shots, am I right? 🍸💤 Age is just a number, but a good nap is pure happiness! 😄💤" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover. At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks. I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.” I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing. The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”