All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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“Ah, the bittersweet symphony of human interaction 🤷‍♂️ Some bring sunshine and rainbows ☀️🌈 while others bring bonus points for stealthy exits 🚪🏃‍♂️. It’s a mixed bag of emotions and surprises! 😄 #PeopleAreFun”

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