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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Spotted on Telegram:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Just shared via TikTok:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Just landed via TikTok:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Going viral on Reddit:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Making waves on Facebook:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Going viral on Discord:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

6 months ago

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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🛍️💸 "Who needs discounts when you have the ultimate budget-saving strategy of not buying anything at all on Black Friday? That's how you secure that sweet 100% off deal! It's the art of masterful non-shopping. Your wallet thanks you, and your inner bargain hunter is probably scratching its head in confusion!" 💡🙅‍♂️

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Facebook:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Freshly posted on X:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Breaking via Twitch:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Trending via Telegram:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Shared recently on Facebook:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Just shared via Messenger:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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