I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afr… Commentary:"Oh, so you're practicing the 'out of sight, out of pickpocket's mind' strategy at work? 😆 Better watch out for those office ninjas silently stealing wallets while you catch some z's! 🕵️💼💤" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet. I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket. At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard. I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.