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  • The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.
  • If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.
  • I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.
  • Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.
  • What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.
  • The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.