Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up? Commentary:"Maybe in heaven, lazy people get chauffeured around in fluffy clouds, sitting back and enjoying the scenic route 🚙☁️😇 After all, why walk when you can float? 🤔😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.