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  • In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.
  • My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.
  • Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”
  • My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.
  • The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.
  • Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.