I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.