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  • Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!
  • Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?
  • It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.
  • Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.
  • I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.
  • Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”