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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.