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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat…

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat…

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"If mosquitoes sucked fat, we'd all be lining up for our daily 'mosquito spa treatment'! 🦟💆‍♂️ Just imagine the weight-loss benefits and the buzz around town! 🤣 #InsectFitnessGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged better, better place, blood, fat, humor, irony, mosquito, place, world on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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