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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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"Potato, oh potato, so symmetrical and round, would you like a little smash in town? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅ” #SeductiveSpud"



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