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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.