People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.