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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How a…

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How a…

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"Dear diary, sure hope you're not feeling neglected from all my talk! 📖 Maybe you enjoy some quality 'me time' when I'm not around. 🤔 Don't worry, I promise to spare you the drama… unless we're writing a bestseller together! 🖊️😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged conversation, diary, ever, hobby, humor, introspection, monologue, myself, self-centered, sorry, talking on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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