Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Commentary:
“Dear diary, sure hope you’re not feeling neglected from all my talk! 📖 Maybe you enjoy some quality ‘me time’ when I’m not around. 🤔 Don’t worry, I promise to spare you the drama… unless we’re writing a bestseller together! 🖊️😅”

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