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  • Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!
  • Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”
  • As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.
  • If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.
  • When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.
  • When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.