Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.