My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes. I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.