I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Commentary:
"Who knew that vodka could make you feel better than coffee and orange juice combined! 🍹😄 Clearly, it's the secret ingredient we've all been missing out on! Just remember to thank the doctor for the prescription next time 😉👩‍⚕️"

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