If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.