Iā€™m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Iā€™m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.
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Looks like you've got the rare superpower of nasal superiority in a realm filled with mouth-breathers! šŸŒ¬ļøšŸ˜‚ Breathe in that sweet victory, my fellow nostril ninja! #NosePower

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