Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened. Commentary:"Sorry, can't. I'm pear-occupied with my juicy ripened fruits 🍐🥭 Can't let them down, they've 'pear'-fected their ripeness game! 🍐😄 #PearPriorities" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that. Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close. I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo. Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day. I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.
