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  • Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”
  • And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”
  • That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.
  • I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.
  • My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.
  • Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.