Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.