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  • I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.
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  • I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.
  • A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.
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  • Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.