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“Rice cakes: the snack that makes you question existence 🤔 Who knew something with ‘nothingness’ in the description could be so crunchy and bland? 😂 #RiceCakeEpiphanies”
Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.
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