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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”