I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like magic runs in the family… and so does the disappearing act! 🎩✨🔮 Poor sisters, they must be tired of pulling those rabbits out of the hat! 🐇😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. I am half agony, half hope. A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.