Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Trying to #clean a house with children around is like chasing a flock of wild geese 🦆… in a hurricane! 🌪️ No matter how hard you try, chaos always finds a way to reign supreme! 🏠👶 #ParentingAdventures" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat. This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”. Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.