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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?