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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Go…

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Go…

Commentary:
"Oh, Gord forgive me! I hope He didn't take it personally… or maybe She did? 😅 When in doubt, just send up a prayer to the almighty Gord above! 🙏🏼✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accidentally, embarrassing, God, Gord, humor, i, lord, mix-up, mixed, prayed, religion on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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