The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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Ah, the classic tale of "The Princess and the Rogue Hair" where instead of a sensitive princess detecting a pea under the mattress, it's you battling with a sneaky hair inside your shirt all day long! 👸🏽🕵️‍♂️ Just like the princess, your quest for comfort is never-ending, and this rogue hair seems determined to be the villain of the story! But fear not, for you are the brave protagonist in this modern fairy tale,

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