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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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