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  • Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
  • Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.
  • Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.
  • You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.
  • Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.
  • Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.