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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’…

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’…

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"Who needs opposites when you can find someone to be double the chaos with? 🤪🤪 It’s like having a partner in crime, except the crime is being overwhelmingly annoying together! 😜👯‍♂️ #DoubleTrouble #CrazyLove"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoying, attract, attraction, capacity, deranged, double, humor, i, opposites, partner, people, relationships, same, say on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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