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  • Being silly is very important for my mental health.
  • The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.
  • I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.
  • Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.
  • Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.
  • I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.