If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.