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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.