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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.