Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would… Commentary:"Having kids: the only scenario where uttering 'please don’t vacuum your sister' becomes a legitimate request 🤣🧹 #ParentingProblems #Siblings #LifeWithKids" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would. Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”. This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”. I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about. None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’