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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would…

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would…

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"Having kids: the only scenario where uttering 'please don’t vacuum your sister' becomes a legitimate request 🤣🧹 #ParentingProblems #Siblings #LifeWithKids"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged family, humor, kids, never, parenting, phrases, say, sister, things, thought, unexpected, unexpected phrases, vacuum on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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