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  • Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.
  • Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.
  • Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.
  • I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.
  • Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying β€˜we should see other people’
  • I’m sorry for inventing the universe.