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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.