I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button. Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce. Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder. I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless. Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.
