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"Well, excuse me while I dial up some drama for tomorrow! 📞🤢 Can't wait to see the reactions when I 'soft launch' my call out the 'stomach bug' way. Your move, stomach… Your move. 🤣 #SneakyCallOutStrategies"

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Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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