It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.