Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs duty-free shopping when you can leave the airport with a new tattoo and a permanent reminder of that impulsive decision? ๐โ๏ธ #TattedTraveler #YoloLayovers" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave. Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it. “Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control. I love airports because the rules of society donโt apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares. Airports are so funny. Like, โOh, youโre flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?โ