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  • My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.
  • Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.
  • Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.
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  • In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.
  • Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.