I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes. I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it. As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.